I am a gigantic idiot and deleted the ask - but this is for Vargass, who wanted Spain in a dress after a lost bet. I hope you like it!! You are very kind. <3
I feel like at this point I should just have a tag for Spain’s fashion fails, lmao. I’ve got like six of them now and I don’t think I’m gonna stop.
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
"i am not at all physically attracted to you"
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
Oh, what, it’s China! (from Hetalia). Fanart since I need to flesh out my print portfolio before Otakon and I finally have time to do it. I’m planning to draw some more mini-print sized character cameos over the course of the summer, so… gaah.